| John: | what should i major in? |
|---|---|
| Lola: | on my side of the family we have two doctors and two lawyers. |
| John: | nah. |
| Me: | we don't have any magicians. |
| John: | maybe i'll be a magician. |
| Lola: | i'm dead already. |
| Me: | so you're a zombie? |
| Lola: | yes, and i'll come to you and say 'how are you?'…i can come down to your shows and say 'oh john is such a good magician. he brought me back to life.' |
| Me: | john will have to pray and say, 'lola i'm going to be in las vegas on august 3rd. please meet me in vegas.' |
| Lola: | i'll meet you there and play poker so i can win money. then i'll say, 'here's my money! stop your magic!' |
| Me: | no, you have to say it like 'heeeeeere's myyyy moooooneyyy… stoooooop youuuuurrr maaaaagic…' |
| she laughed. |
